First Blog

I don't really know how to start a blog, or even how to write one. So I will treat it like a first date... except on first dates I usually ended up with my shirt off. I will spare you the gruesome details, for now, and tell you I have came a long way from that "half naked on the first date" girl. That girl would have never thought she would be an expert in diaper genies and diaper rash creams. But for real, Diaper Champs are so much better. I honestly could write an entire blog just on the difference of Diaper Genies and Diaper Champs.
But I guess as long as we're just getting to know each other I will spare you from that long boring monologue and tell you more about my family. Aren't you a lucky, lucky person.
I am 24, I am married, and I have two children. Jaxson Henry is 4, and Evelyn Lee is 10 months. My husbands name is Cary and he works in the oil field. He's gone a lot but I think that's how we make our relationship work. See... I'm what you call strong willed. Some people confuse that with spoiled, other people confuse it as sarcastic and bitchy. I am here to set the record straight and tell you that I am all of those things. Yes, there is no denying. I'm of German decent and I am one of 32 grandchildren. So that makes me loud and strong willed.
So now if you can picture a hyper loud German stuck in the house with two kids and a husband you get the sitcom of my life. Are you interested yet? I think you are.
I'm looking forward to start blogging. Cary told me I should do it, I just didn't think life as a stay at home mother would be that interesting. Then my mother told me I needed to start one. See, I got in a fight with my Wii Fit and she thought it was hilarious. But in retrospect I often fight with objects. My favorite food is hot dogs and fried potatoes, tell me you wouldn't fight with the stupid thing. In fact it asks you why you gained weight. You actually have to put an answer in. I don't know why I gained weight, I like to eat and I hate to exercise so you tell me what my problem is. It made me accountable for my own actions and I feel like I am so close to perfect, how dare you think I'm not!
Well, that's all for now. I have a few children that need my attention.